The Research fellow of the university was today indefinitely suspended from Makerere  University. The Makerere appointments board suspended Dr Nyanzi after her continuous scathing attacks on the First Lady and Education minister- calling her “brainless” and a woman with a “tinier vagina.”

Below is the official media statement from Makerere University.

“It is regrettable that Dr Stella Nyanzi has made it a habit to insult, dehumanize and castigate the line minister of education and sports under whose docket Makerere University’s supervision falls.” The letter by Mr. Bruce B Kabaasa, the chairperson Makerere University appointments board reads in part. Below is the full sacking letter:

By Nick Sakwa

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“She opened her lying mouth and said, “Walk your children to school,
I walked four kilometers to and from school when I was a child!”
The lazy pig that flew her children in aeroplanes to school looked down her long piggy nose and told us to walk our children to school.
Do as I say, not as I do, she says through her lying teeth.

She opened her rotten jaws and said, “Do not pile your children on boda boda motorbikes, but instead buy a car to take them to school!”
The big-thighed cow that is driven all over our country in a convoy of motorcades rubbed her thighs and told us to buy cars or else walk.
Do as I say, not as I do, she says upon her cellulite-covered thighs.

She opened her venomous mandibles and said, “Do not abandon your children to dangerous boda boda men, but walk them to school!”
The poisonous snake is wife to a tyrant who abandoned Uganda’s poor citizenry, in preference to thickening the bellies of a few kin.
Do as I say, not as my husband does, she hisses venomously.

She opened her empty brains and said, “Schools must now open at 08:00AM and close 05:00PM, as well as close over weekends!”
The empty-brained leopardess has sat silently for thirty-one years as a whole generation of Ugandans started school at six or seven and ended school at six or seven, sometimes even having night-time preps in boarding schools… she said nadda for thirty-one long years, and now she is nyonyonyoing about school hours! Somebody lend this woman quarter a brain, or some piece of brain. Just, just, just lend her a few brain cells… for she is a certified – approved fool!

She opened her long blood-sucking proboscis and dared to tell us that boda bodas are dangerous transport for our children. Huh! We are the boda boda-generation. Our fathers, husbands, brothers, sons, uncles and nephews grew rich on the Mwaanyi-Zaabala motorbikes that first ferried coffee during the magendo days. Our men reclaimed their manhood through providing for us when they transported contraband goods and criminal merchants on their Bajjaj boda bodas riding through illicit dust-covered routes criss-crossing the country from every inconspicuous border-point. Our boy friends and casual lovers rode boda bodas or hired boda bodas to stealthily come visit us in the wee hours of the night. As women and girls, we have grown up mounting all sorts of boda bodas, spreading out legs wide on top of them, sitting astraddle them, holding tight the waists of boda boda men and flying up and down the streets, paths and highways of Uganda atop this motorbike. Helmet or not, seat-belt or not, driver’s license or not, third party or not, accidents or not, we know, we trust and we love our boda bodas and boda boda men. Our children can sleep safely while riding on the back of boda bodas.

Somebody, please get the first lady a bodabodaman to ride her up and down Rwakitura or Kololo or Entebbe or Nakasero. Somebody tell the Minister of Education that these boda boda men she disparages are our fathers, husbands, brothers, sons, nephews and uncles – yes even our boy friends, lovers and casual sex partners for a fee! Our children are a lot safer under the care of boda boda men than they are under the nepotistic family rule entrenched by the Musevenis. How can boda boda men be more dangerous than a rogue regime whose president appoints his wife as Minister of Education, and wants his son to be future president? Who is more dangerous than the Musevenis today? Somebody teach Janet Kataaha Museveni how to mount a motorbike, spread her thighs wide and sit atop the beastly machine, put her cotton knickers on the bodaboda’s seat made of fake leather, hold tight the bodabodaman’s sweaty waist and ride all over Uganda as ordinary Ugandans do. We need to educate the Minister of Education. We must renew her brain based on everyday experiences. Aluta continua…”

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“I wish I was a mercenary sniper on a bodaboda bike fleeing to fight..
I wish I was trained in the use of bullets that draw blood and take life.
I would shoot to kill all our bad leaders, leaving them dead as night.
I would reclaim my vote, reclaim our wealth, and end citizen strife.
I say, let the dead bury their dead!
How many dead men did the AGIP leave dead?
I swear I am too tired to mock the dead.
He joined all the innocent whose blood he shed.
He was a gentleman who ensured that many came to a sad end.
I have no more crocodile tears to shed or unfelt sympathies to send.
And so I will keep collecting menstrual pads to address girls’ plight.
If I cannot draw blood from men using a sniper in order to end strife
I will instead engage the citizen masses in another civilian fight.
I will show the fucking regime how sanitary pads change a girl’s life!”

Following her comments, a fan engaged her if she REALLY had respect for the dead. Here was the MURDERER response!

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Nyanzi was detained two weeks ago at the Criminal Intelligence and Investigations Directorate (CIID) in Kibuli, over allegations of Offensive Communication and Cyber Harassment.

However, while talking to scribes after her release, Nyanzi, who had been grilled for over four hours, said that “I asked them (police) to tell me whom I offended but they kept silent. I also assured them that I will keep using social media and the words I use because I am a Nalongo; a daughter of this soil. According to Buganda culture a Nalongo has permission to utter the words I use.”

Nyanzi was interrogated for allegedly offending the First Lady and the Presidency as a whole over government’s failure to provide sanitary pads to school girls in Uganda, which forces many to drop out of school.

After her release from interrogation, Nyanzi immediately launched a campaign of raising money to buy sanitary pads, which she will distribute to girls at several schools in Uganda. Dr. Nyanzi hopes to raise about USD10, 000, about Shs35M to bankroll her campaign. So far several companies have joined her to support her campaign dubbed pads4girlsug including shuya pads limited. Latest updates last week showed that she had raised about 8.3 million shillings and there is still more to come and various companies have taken a key interest in her campaign.

Nyanzi today morning was informed that she had been put on “No Fly List” and she should seek clearance from the CID headquarters lest she’ll never be allowed to travel out of Uganda.

Nyanzi took to social media to vent her frustration on her travel ban this is what she posted

“At Entebbe Airport, on my way to University of Amsterdam for an academic conference entitled ‘Dissident Desires – Africa/ Asia: Critical Comparative Analyses on Gender and Sexuality’, the sweet looking tiny immigration officer double-checks her computer screen after screening my right hand. She quickly rises from her seat, leaves her booth and marches to another booth with a bigger lady. They return together to the first booth, besides which I am standing. Again they stare at the hidden computer screen. The fat lady whispers something under her breath and leaves.

The sweet looking tiny lady looks up at me, rubs behind her big glasses, and says, “First wait, there is a small problem!”

“Oh, really?” I ask.

“Yes. I need to consult my supervisor,” she says while still rubbing her spectacles.

“Can I at least sit down?” I ask, as I think of my bad foot hurt last weekend while refereeing my sons’ football.

“Yes. You can go and sit there,” she says.

“Okay. But you still have my boarding passes,” I say as I limp towards some chairs right next to the immigration gates.

So… I am sitting here and waiting, waiting, waiting. My foot hurts. I don’t know what is wrong. I don’t know what the hidden computer screen said about me. My passport has been held. My boarding passes have been held. This is intrigue! This is intimidation by the state. The suspense is killing me. My plane will start boarding at 02:20AM. Big-bodied immigration soldiers in blue have come. They are speaking in phones. But still I am waiting and typing furiously… Stupid state with stupid computers carrying stupid information on their stupid screens…

UPDATE:
Escorted by two big-bodied police officers, the supervisor on duty of immigration has explained to me that the person who ordered for my earlier summons at CID has barred me from travelling unless I return to CID and get cleared. Cleared?? Cleared my arse!!

Shame on Yoweri Museveni Kaguta. He complained about my Facebook posts about his corrupt and dictatorial regime, summoned me to CID, and has now blocked my free travel to perform my academic duties. Yoweri Museveni is raping my human right to freely move in this world. Museveni is a rapist. The Dutch embassy gave me a visa to enter their country. The University of Amsterdam paid for my travel and accommodation. Museveni, CID mercenaries, police zombies and immigration mafiaso are gang raping my human rights as a citizen of Uganda. Somebody stop the rapists from painfully violating me.

I have refused to leave the airport until my flight departs for Amsterdam via Nairobi. I have the constitutional freedom and right to travel. Ugandans have been taken ransom by dictator Museveni and his imbecile mercenaries. How can they take away a mother’s remaining food basket, yet they took her only cow away from her? Will Museveni feed my daughter and my twin sons? Museveni fucked up my job at Makerere University with his untenable executive order. He is now fucking up my international travel for academic conferences. May the gods curse Museveni. May all the twins in Buganda burn him and his mercenaries. May Jehovah kill him slowly and painfully. Fuck you Yoweri Museveni for making me a prisoner in my own home. Fuck you Museveni.”

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